Olympic Garden, Las Vegas. The only strip club in Vegas that’s right on the strip earns its location with a selection of the finest women in the region. You won’t mind that you’re surrounded by other tourists. Olympic Garden, 1531 Las Vegas Blvd S, Las Vegas, 89104. (702) 385-8987.
Mons Venus, Tampa. Don’t let the purple awning fool you. Mons boasts three hundred of the most beautiful strippers you’ll ever see. Smart consumers know that you’re not paying good money to look at the walls. Mons Venus, 2040 N Dale Mabry Hwy, Tampa, FL33607. (813) 875-2762.
Rick's, New Orleans. Connoisseurs might call this national chain the “McDonald’s of strip clubs,” but the ladies who dance in the New Orleans branch can turn your Happy Meal into a Big Mac. Rick’s Cabaret, 315 Bourbon St, New Orleans, 70130. (504) 524-4222.
Spearmint Rhino, Las Vegas. This ultra-swanky outpost of the global cabaret chain looks like the kind of place a Bond villain could call home. Their official policy is strictly no touching (be we know better J). Spearmint Rhino, 3344 S Highland Dr, Las Vegas, 89109. (702) 796-3600
Scores, New York City. You’ve got to have some fine looking women to get Howard Stern to hang out at your club when he’s off the air. Locals tell us the 60th Street location has the better atmosphere of the two Manhattan locations. Scores, 333 E 60th St, New York, 10022. (212) 421-3600.